ORDINALY ZIP HOODIE
Zip hoodie with 'Eat, Sleep, Dress' (essential to human life) embroidered on the chest.
Signature lockstitching on the laces.
The embroidery 1km, 0.2h implies that this is what you would wear for a 10 minute stop at the supermarket 1km from home.
The fabric is a waterproof, stretchy 3-layer fabric.